HISTORICS BEAT FOR TEEN PREGNANCY

One of our friends released an album, Strategies for Apprehenshion.  They're a band called Historics based on both coast LA/NYC and they represent the mature man's rock group.  Kinda like Mitchum vs. Gilette deordorant. Feel me. We thought it was cool enough to post on Kosher Salt. They have a video for one of their songs, TAVERNS, but we honestly don't think it fits, so we're giving you something else to jag'-off instead.  Shout-outs to Valissa who will no longer be pedophile-bait. She is grown woman now(I know...it hurts my loins, too!). So Happy Birthday- You have just increased teen pregnancy allover the US now!

Historics- Things are Alright- Strategies for Apprehension

Historics- Kinda Personal- Strategies for Apprehension

Hall& Oates- You make my dreams come true- From Album H2O (* Valissa)

WARP'd OUT ON MEMORIAL DAZE ACID!

Me: So Memorial Day is here.... S**t I forgot what day it's on!
Blonde Girl intern(Jesse):I think it's the whole weekend
Me: Now, you know there's some heavy trippage when I can't even remember Memorial Day. It is a day about memories n' s**t?! Whatever. The SALTY FOUR guys asked me to jog' your brains with some cool events:

1)WARP RECORDS E-MORIAL DAY PARTY in Williamsburg- The next best thing to Isabelle Hupperts love triangle!
2) Vice Party Tonight (May 20th)...shh! underage hipster girls need not apply. The Pedophile police will be on watch!
3) Moma Party SATURDAY NITE! 8-11pm in Midtown NYC
4) SUP' MAGAZINE PARTY 12am May 23rd 93 N.6th St Wilmsbrg Brooklyn- $8 bucks
New Order- Evil Dust- From white label 1982 12"