DON'T PLAY WITH KNIVES...BABIES ARE AROUND

There's so much I can say about the image above but I won't say much because her "I have a 15 year-old face" says it all! She's really saying, (Oliver Twist voice, but you know, Asian) "Please, sir, give me some Salty Soup and a Bon Jovi T-shirt!?"
Anyways, the images are that of a New York City "man about town"/photographer, Antwan Duncan. He has that website ithinkyoureswell.com
Also, I hear he's a biologist and holds down a gig with Interview magazine- Go Antwan Go!
But we at SALTY FOUR (S4) don't really care about any of that...All we care about is ourselves and this is why you read our Salty Postings- You also only care about yourself! Right? Right. So here, let's spread our selfish-ness with some mellow tunes from the Magnetic Fields and Tony Ocean's favorite German artist for intercourse, Dolle Jolle!

Magnetic Fields- Absolutely Cukoo (Right Lick that S**t)

Dolle Jolle- Balearic Incarnation (Right Lick that S**t) Todd Terje Remix on Permanent Vacation Records

Dolle Jolle- Balearic Incarnation Lp version ( You know what to do). Buy it on Beatport.com

Good Guy Mikesh & Filburt- Someone Told Me (Permannet Vacation; Right Lick to dwnld)

p.s. "Pour Out some Salt" to Amazing Baby(Will, Matt, Simon, DD, Rob) and X-TRA SALT to my boy Don Devore on the Europe tour!! See Y'all in Texas!

EXPLOSIVE!!! SALT IN THE WOUNDS-YIKES!!!

If Dr. Dre was to make a song about me, It would probably start with me waking up in bed next to one of my "Hizz-Zoes," wild pitbulls with tatoos running around looking mean, and one of my homies in the front room(more likely to be Sharif & Tariq) drinking on a 40 .oz of the "Old Gold!
"I'd stress to my homie that life is hell when you live like a "G" and we'd start driving around Brooklyn eating Bagels, slapping hippies, and running from the cops!

Okay...Okay! Even though I'd probably never do any of that retarded shit I mentioned above, it's still good to have dreams like mine that involve beer, guns, women, explosions, lo-riders, bikes, slapping the cops, slapping hippies, putting animals in check, reading the Post, wearing the same shit everyday, and making a grip of cash! Isn't this what most people dream about? Or is it always about dying or finding "True Love" (womp...womp...womp!).

Anywho, I've been zoning to The Violens. Also, Chairlift, not to give them anymore props than they need. My only way to describe them is old vs. new hippie- Thus, It's going to be splendid hangin' with them during SXSW when I challenge them to a crawfish BBQ!
HIDE YOUR KIDS FROM THE SALTY SOUP! Or just keep them from John McCain appearances on t.v. shows- S4LT!

Chairlift- Planet Health(Right click the S**t)

Violens- Violent Sensation Descends(Right Lick the Salt)

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