Only if We Live to See Tomorrow, Tony!

Not really much time to write. It's not like we're on the road playing gigs and scoring kids, but it's sure as hell close to it! I didn't want to not post anything(double negative) especially since I haven't in a while. So the last time I wrote a post, I was going through some Dylan s**t and thinking about my girl and some old girls...but I've sort of sorted it all out for me self. And I've come upon the conclusion to not kick it with any of my ex-love muffins and focus extra hard on my s**t and the band. In the meantime, any hot broad I meet in Dumbo outside the cafe on Front and Adams street can do. Or I may just have to escape to LA and figure this s**t out in the desert.

Some booka shade for the memories when I use to lie in your bedroom watching the world around us leave our space. I miss the UWS, Ol' school BKLYN, and the way we used to be when we were smarter! Numbers + White Rooms.

REVENGE OF THE SALTY MONDAYS!!

I took a small vacation from the Saltiness. It was more like being in some tripped-out weekend long dream involving trick Springtime weather, riding bikes wasted with Gren, drinking beers at 9 a.m. getting women to embrace divorce, losing my wallet, missing the Armory for lamb burgers, and thinking about LA- The desert! Somehow I ended back in my bedroom on a rainy/pissy brooklyn morning wondering where are my socks and why I end up sleeping with a girl whom I despise? J'mepris!

But it's all Frosted flakes, guys! I'm back and ready to give you some music to jam to and something to look at that's alot more interesting than what you're looking at while you're at work or what I woke up next to this morning. It's gonna be an awesome week! If you're in Paris, Cosmic Wonder is having a party for a new fashion book they produced. Find more on Super Future. More event tips are to come this week so stay tuned if you wanna be something in life.

Billy Ocean- Loverboy- from 1984 album Suddenly
The Jesus Mary Chain- Sowing Seeds- from 1982 album Psycho Candy
Sean Lennon- Headlights- from 2007 album Friendly Fires
Skew- Bring on the Riffs- from 2008 album Skew

KISSING GAMES: LIPS SO SALTY

I always wanted to know what makes a great kisser.  Is it the lips (full or flat)?  The wet or dryness of heat from the nostrils that seem to all but say, "harder, faster, stronger"?  Is it the watery stary eyes locked to mine, faced upon themselves to be conquered- a thirsty desire quench and longing satifaction!? What is it?  Maybe I should just go outside, look someone in the eyes, flash em' my "James Franco," and plant one  on em!  Last week, I made out with some married woman. I don't know what was going through her mind, but I knew what was going through mine because it was happening in my pants.  I think they call this love at first sting as per the Scorpions (My favorite c-list band!). 

I gotta call from my ex today. She's taking my fat-ass cat back to France. You heartless bastard! I never understood why I always end on either poles- cool or uncool.  For once, can't I just be "okay" or "in the middle."  A lot of people tend to end up there.  Michael Jackson said "Stick in the middle-Yeah Yeah!"  in that song Startin' Something and in most threesomes the girl in the middle seems to get best of both worlds.  By the way,  I hate that term(Threesome).  Why can't it be called, "Wild bunchin'" or "Double Deckin'"..Hell, I'll even say "Multi-box" before I say that Thr33some S**t.  I'm being rude, right now....I'm secretly writing this post while at a movie date with this girl.  Yes, I'm bored...with Liam Neeson! The girl is awesome!  We might meet-up with  Tigerface at beatrice inn later, but first I have to practice some of that kissing magic!

Songs to Salt-Kiss to

The Cure- One more Time- from album Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me

French Kicks- Trial of the Century- from album Trial of The Century (For Saemi) 

and some xtra-salt from YYY's-Sweets- from album Show your Bones

DON'T PLAY WITH KNIVES...BABIES ARE AROUND

There's so much I can say about the image above but I won't say much because her "I have a 15 year-old face" says it all! She's really saying, (Oliver Twist voice, but you know, Asian) "Please, sir, give me some Salty Soup and a Bon Jovi T-shirt!?"
Anyways, the images are that of a New York City "man about town"/photographer, Antwan Duncan. He has that website ithinkyoureswell.com
Also, I hear he's a biologist and holds down a gig with Interview magazine- Go Antwan Go!
But we at SALTY FOUR (S4) don't really care about any of that...All we care about is ourselves and this is why you read our Salty Postings- You also only care about yourself! Right? Right. So here, let's spread our selfish-ness with some mellow tunes from the Magnetic Fields and Tony Ocean's favorite German artist for intercourse, Dolle Jolle!

Magnetic Fields- Absolutely Cukoo (Right Lick that S**t)

Dolle Jolle- Balearic Incarnation (Right Lick that S**t) Todd Terje Remix on Permanent Vacation Records

Dolle Jolle- Balearic Incarnation Lp version ( You know what to do). Buy it on Beatport.com

Good Guy Mikesh & Filburt- Someone Told Me (Permannet Vacation; Right Lick to dwnld)

p.s. "Pour Out some Salt" to Amazing Baby(Will, Matt, Simon, DD, Rob) and X-TRA SALT to my boy Don Devore on the Europe tour!! See Y'all in Texas!

EXPLOSIVE!!! SALT IN THE WOUNDS-YIKES!!!

If Dr. Dre was to make a song about me, It would probably start with me waking up in bed next to one of my "Hizz-Zoes," wild pitbulls with tatoos running around looking mean, and one of my homies in the front room(more likely to be Sharif & Tariq) drinking on a 40 .oz of the "Old Gold!
"I'd stress to my homie that life is hell when you live like a "G" and we'd start driving around Brooklyn eating Bagels, slapping hippies, and running from the cops!

Okay...Okay! Even though I'd probably never do any of that retarded shit I mentioned above, it's still good to have dreams like mine that involve beer, guns, women, explosions, lo-riders, bikes, slapping the cops, slapping hippies, putting animals in check, reading the Post, wearing the same shit everyday, and making a grip of cash! Isn't this what most people dream about? Or is it always about dying or finding "True Love" (womp...womp...womp!).

Anywho, I've been zoning to The Violens. Also, Chairlift, not to give them anymore props than they need. My only way to describe them is old vs. new hippie- Thus, It's going to be splendid hangin' with them during SXSW when I challenge them to a crawfish BBQ!
HIDE YOUR KIDS FROM THE SALTY SOUP! Or just keep them from John McCain appearances on t.v. shows- S4LT!

Chairlift- Planet Health(Right click the S**t)

Violens- Violent Sensation Descends(Right Lick the Salt)

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5A.M and There's No SALT in the Soup!

Maybe I should've stayed asleep dreaming about exploding Ferrari's and whether or not Richard Gere was ever really guilty of stuffing gerbils up his ass, but NOOOO! I had to awake and pee(which seemed an eternity) and I returned to my bedroom wide-eyed and awake at 5 a.m. just like the bum's I see hanging out in Dumbo by the Bridge Fresh begging for 40 oz beers and "SALTY SOUP."
I'm awake and all I can think to do is watch old Miami Vice episodes on Hulu! Before I knew it, I was dosing off to Tubbs blasting a sawed-off shotgun at some wild South American drug-dealing, gruen watch wearing, Jherri Curl dripping scums head! Meanwhile, Crockett(Don Johnson....no, seriously, this is his name) is wrestling a gun from one of the bad guys, rolling around on the sandy beach(homo-erotic subtext) until the gun eventually fires on the bad guy killing him. Friggin' Painful to watch this crap!

Dammit! I should've never woke up to pee!

Well, before I go lemme give you guys some of that RAD-ASS SALTY SOUP - Sebastien tellier's Kilometer
(right click that s**t)

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