KISSING GAMES: LIPS SO SALTY

I always wanted to know what makes a great kisser.  Is it the lips (full or flat)?  The wet or dryness of heat from the nostrils that seem to all but say, "harder, faster, stronger"?  Is it the watery stary eyes locked to mine, faced upon themselves to be conquered- a thirsty desire quench and longing satifaction!? What is it?  Maybe I should just go outside, look someone in the eyes, flash em' my "James Franco," and plant one  on em!  Last week, I made out with some married woman. I don't know what was going through her mind, but I knew what was going through mine because it was happening in my pants.  I think they call this love at first sting as per the Scorpions (My favorite c-list band!). 

I gotta call from my ex today. She's taking my fat-ass cat back to France. You heartless bastard! I never understood why I always end on either poles- cool or uncool.  For once, can't I just be "okay" or "in the middle."  A lot of people tend to end up there.  Michael Jackson said "Stick in the middle-Yeah Yeah!"  in that song Startin' Something and in most threesomes the girl in the middle seems to get best of both worlds.  By the way,  I hate that term(Threesome).  Why can't it be called, "Wild bunchin'" or "Double Deckin'"..Hell, I'll even say "Multi-box" before I say that Thr33some S**t.  I'm being rude, right now....I'm secretly writing this post while at a movie date with this girl.  Yes, I'm bored...with Liam Neeson! The girl is awesome!  We might meet-up with  Tigerface at beatrice inn later, but first I have to practice some of that kissing magic!

Songs to Salt-Kiss to

The Cure- One more Time- from album Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me

French Kicks- Trial of the Century- from album Trial of The Century (For Saemi) 

and some xtra-salt from YYY's-Sweets- from album Show your Bones

I'M SOOO DOING THIS TO YOU!!!

Hey, What the Fuck, Jay?! I didn't want to do this but you asked me to write a post, didn't you? You really need to be more clever lately. So here, Mr. Pretentious, your salty story!
I'm sitting in the airport & waiting for my plane to france and I'm thinking, "Why would he ask me to write for him?" "Is he crazy?" Certainly, he must know that I'm angry with him. Yes, Yes, I know, Jay, Bears get angry and not humans...but I'm pretty upset with you! Can you blame me? Wouldn't you be upset if your "husband" whom you never see and lives across the Atlantic oceans, decides to avoid spending time with you? Wouldn't you just want to kick him in the kneecaps? I guess I'd be able to accept his attitude if it was a matter of him having a lot on his mind or that he's been ill, but I haven't a single clue? Not one single talk from him in the last past week other than an email asking me to write for this blog. How dare you, mister!

Sorry, I had to express myself to everyone. But now, I don't feel better, just even.

This is the part when I share some tunes or some videos for people to have fun with or kick some sense in these guys heads! Perhaps some of my favourites including Arthur Russell, Belle & Sebastian, The Beatles, Cut Copy, M.Ward, M-83, Pharcyde vs. Radiohead, and No Doubt...Video from Jean Luc's Mascilin Feminin

Arthur Russell- Instrumentals 2A- From album, 1st Thought Best Thought

Belle & Sebastian- Lazy Line Painter Jane from album Push Barman to Open Wounds

The Beatles- Don't Let me Down- from album, Let it Be

Cut Copy- Far Away- from album, Ghost in Couleurs

M. Ward- Vincent O'Brien- from album, Transfiguration of Vincent O'Brien

M-83- Couleurs- from album Saturdays = Youth

Pharcyde vs. Radiohead- High & Dry- Courtesy of Team Canada

No Doubt- Excuse me, Mister- from album, Tragic Kingdom