ZAMANIG QTRLY MAGAZINE- ALL T'MORROWS PARTIES

Something Funny Happened in Santa Cruz.
I broke my ol' lady's shine. We got drunk
& I spilled the wine allover her pretty little shoes.

So long, love. Stay tuned...this week features new music from A Deadly Syndrome
and the gorgeously witty Indie rocker, WENDY JAMES told by S**t's Andy Ono!

The Zombies - tell her No- Odessy and Oracle
Ultravox- Cut and Run- Quartet

KISSING GAMES: LIPS SO SALTY

I always wanted to know what makes a great kisser.  Is it the lips (full or flat)?  The wet or dryness of heat from the nostrils that seem to all but say, "harder, faster, stronger"?  Is it the watery stary eyes locked to mine, faced upon themselves to be conquered- a thirsty desire quench and longing satifaction!? What is it?  Maybe I should just go outside, look someone in the eyes, flash em' my "James Franco," and plant one  on em!  Last week, I made out with some married woman. I don't know what was going through her mind, but I knew what was going through mine because it was happening in my pants.  I think they call this love at first sting as per the Scorpions (My favorite c-list band!). 

I gotta call from my ex today. She's taking my fat-ass cat back to France. You heartless bastard! I never understood why I always end on either poles- cool or uncool.  For once, can't I just be "okay" or "in the middle."  A lot of people tend to end up there.  Michael Jackson said "Stick in the middle-Yeah Yeah!"  in that song Startin' Something and in most threesomes the girl in the middle seems to get best of both worlds.  By the way,  I hate that term(Threesome).  Why can't it be called, "Wild bunchin'" or "Double Deckin'"..Hell, I'll even say "Multi-box" before I say that Thr33some S**t.  I'm being rude, right now....I'm secretly writing this post while at a movie date with this girl.  Yes, I'm bored...with Liam Neeson! The girl is awesome!  We might meet-up with  Tigerface at beatrice inn later, but first I have to practice some of that kissing magic!

Songs to Salt-Kiss to

The Cure- One more Time- from album Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me

French Kicks- Trial of the Century- from album Trial of The Century (For Saemi) 

and some xtra-salt from YYY's-Sweets- from album Show your Bones

5A.M and There's No SALT in the Soup!

Maybe I should've stayed asleep dreaming about exploding Ferrari's and whether or not Richard Gere was ever really guilty of stuffing gerbils up his ass, but NOOOO! I had to awake and pee(which seemed an eternity) and I returned to my bedroom wide-eyed and awake at 5 a.m. just like the bum's I see hanging out in Dumbo by the Bridge Fresh begging for 40 oz beers and "SALTY SOUP."
I'm awake and all I can think to do is watch old Miami Vice episodes on Hulu! Before I knew it, I was dosing off to Tubbs blasting a sawed-off shotgun at some wild South American drug-dealing, gruen watch wearing, Jherri Curl dripping scums head! Meanwhile, Crockett(Don Johnson....no, seriously, this is his name) is wrestling a gun from one of the bad guys, rolling around on the sandy beach(homo-erotic subtext) until the gun eventually fires on the bad guy killing him. Friggin' Painful to watch this crap!

Dammit! I should've never woke up to pee!

Well, before I go lemme give you guys some of that RAD-ASS SALTY SOUP - Sebastien tellier's Kilometer
(right click that s**t)

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