WARP'd OUT ON MEMORIAL DAZE ACID!

Me: So Memorial Day is here.... S**t I forgot what day it's on!
Blonde Girl intern(Jesse):I think it's the whole weekend
Me: Now, you know there's some heavy trippage when I can't even remember Memorial Day. It is a day about memories n' s**t?! Whatever. The SALTY FOUR guys asked me to jog' your brains with some cool events:

1)WARP RECORDS E-MORIAL DAY PARTY in Williamsburg- The next best thing to Isabelle Hupperts love triangle!
2) Vice Party Tonight (May 20th)...shh! underage hipster girls need not apply. The Pedophile police will be on watch!
3) Moma Party SATURDAY NITE! 8-11pm in Midtown NYC
4) SUP' MAGAZINE PARTY 12am May 23rd 93 N.6th St Wilmsbrg Brooklyn- $8 bucks
New Order- Evil Dust- From white label 1982 12"

OH NO!! THE SALT HAS RUN A MUCK!

Sitting in the bed afterwards, at some point, with this feeling of regret sinking into my chest. I look at her leaving my hotel room without her knowing I'm looking at her. She left me a note. I won't read it, but I'll bet she's in love with me now- Damn!

The official sound selection to make sexual mistakes to while in Europe 1) Bronski Beat "Smalltown Boy" from The Age of Consent
2)Interpol "Not Even Jail" from Interpolantics 3) Xymox's classic 1985 song "No Words" of Subsequent Pleasures(alt. Link)