WARP'd OUT ON MEMORIAL DAZE ACID!

Me: So Memorial Day is here.... S**t I forgot what day it's on!
Blonde Girl intern(Jesse):I think it's the whole weekend
Me: Now, you know there's some heavy trippage when I can't even remember Memorial Day. It is a day about memories n' s**t?! Whatever. The SALTY FOUR guys asked me to jog' your brains with some cool events:

1)WARP RECORDS E-MORIAL DAY PARTY in Williamsburg- The next best thing to Isabelle Hupperts love triangle!
2) Vice Party Tonight (May 20th)...shh! underage hipster girls need not apply. The Pedophile police will be on watch!
3) Moma Party SATURDAY NITE! 8-11pm in Midtown NYC
4) SUP' MAGAZINE PARTY 12am May 23rd 93 N.6th St Wilmsbrg Brooklyn- $8 bucks
New Order- Evil Dust- From white label 1982 12"